The Lost Lamp

A lost lamp was found today...here's my email to my staff:
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Dear all,

A lamp (see attached picture) was found in the level 3 female (multi-user) toilet.
(Obviously, not by me; although, I am very tempted to ask the owner why extra illumination was required)

Can the owner please approach me for the lamp by Friday 29-Apr-2005 latest? Failing which, it would be disposed.

Thanks and best regards,
XXX
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Me witty right? Sometimes I amaze myself so much that I cant stand myself